i will always find a way out
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
lucidiityy said: Do you need help?
This is a real ass friend right here! Apparently I was in the bathroom for two hours last night. And I wake up to this. This is great.
drunk off my ass with Kristen. Smoking hookah and watch The L Word and playing drinking games. Tonight is not good.
Already oh my good. I can’t even. I’m lYomgomg on the bathroom floor. Such a hot mess. Oh my god. Good night. Km not usually lot this.
me: yeah, well at least i don’t have a